Parsing the classic laughter

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　　1, the goddess of the man's eyes in the eyes of a woman is tart, women in the eyes of man and god in the eyes of man are silly eggs.
　　2, women all love playing before get married, married began to run.
　　3, a woman said to pursue her man a particularly chilling words: round female do not you too!
　　4, handsome and rich man is billiards, a rod into the numerous holes, kind and sedate man is a golf, a ball into a hole only, cash-strapped men's table tennis, although very yellow but no hole can go.
　　5, the right way to pick up hot chicks: medical, willing to spend money; Wrong way to pick up hot chicks: hunting, reluctant to spend money.
　　6, when men cheat, if found by his wife's going how to save, how to making up, how to make good wife. Women to cheat, think of is if found by the husband, how your life after divorce. With his cheating man will marry her.
　　7, you send text messages to mother, mother don't back to you, you don't usually flustered. You give a text object don't back to you, you may be confused. Why is that? The root cause is, are you sure you love your mom, object and not sure you love doesn't love you.
　　8, the international federation of women agreed that women should enjoy the following rights: 1, and handsome man, 2, work with magnanimous man, 3, and talented man chat, 4, and rich men flirting, 5, and power man, 6, and romantic man to go to bed, 7, and honest men marry.
　　9, the action of smoke for men, like cosmetics, for women, smoke can paralyze a man of nerve, cosmetics to paralysis of the nerve of the woman, let a man smoking spirit is loosened, makeup make women feel better, but in the end, the illusions about nicotine addiction, man the sorrow also sorrow, thick makeup unloaded, the ugly woman or ugly. No difference, just deluding themselves.
　　10, marriage is to wit, "a dream of red mansions" is not to say that the "in the family, not overwhelm dongfeng west wind, is the west wind over the east 2010sjb.com wind."